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Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.03.17 23:51:00 -
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The once was a Band of space Brothers
Who tried to take nullsec from the others
To Delve they fell back
After unsuccessful attack
And eventually ran home to their mothers |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
44
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Posted - 2014.03.17 23:53:00 -
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There is a dark band known as Goons
Who found themselves tricked by karttoon
But instead of flat dying
They're still kicking and flying
You can't stop these playful buffoons |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
44
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Posted - 2014.03.17 23:58:00 -
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There was a young Sister of Eve
Whose assets you wouldn't believe.
The mysteries of the gate
She loved to relate
But your need she couldn't conceive. |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
56
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Posted - 2014.03.18 15:29:00 -
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Punkturis was a GM in EvE
With mad skillz you'd better believe
She fixed many things
And though her trolling may sting
We hope that she won't ever leave. |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
59
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:29:00 -
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There was an EvE player Chris97b
Who wore a smug goatee
His alliance claim, Ineluctable
But their ships, quite destructible
From the corps of The Irukandji |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
59
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:32:00 -
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There was an EvE man, Glitterstim
Whose avatar appeared quite slim
His alliance begged to ignore
For their fleet roams were a bore
Dromedaworks Inc threw him in for a swim |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
59
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:37:00 -
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Lachra was an Achuran technician
Who spent too much time at the beautician
Her Union of Labor
Threw her at a crusader
Now she leads at interception. |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
59
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:42:00 -
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Montague had a first name of Cecil
He spent much time at the easel
"PCGE is for artists,"
he said, "and for harpists!
We paint our faces with brushes of sisal." |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
60
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:48:00 -
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Barbara Nichole was a pilot of old
Ice Queen she called herself bold
Her Consultancy was Cryogenic
She kept her pod most hygienic
When she killed she most likely lol'd. |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
61
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:56:00 -
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Don Aubaris liked to go shave pated
Which worked except when he dated
His bio was short
And so I purport
At home he mostly mated. |
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Jen Takhesis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
61
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:07:00 -
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The Doctor claimed customer support
Should be a contact sport.
Stupid talkers of smack
Should be given a thwack
On their frozen corpses we all could cavort. |
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